

Of course, I myself have never seen any pictures of anyone too young to have a doctorate, and the very idea of nudity curdles my bright blue blood, but, you know – one hears things. The Laika I mean appears incessantly in every newsgroup that even hints at the underage. No doubt some sorry matron inspired by Sputnik may indeed have named her daughter after a flying dog – deep in the hinterlands of Russia are stout Babushki with names like Elektrifikatsiya and Stalina, a host of Vladlens and a vast number of less conspicuous creatures whose easy Vladimirs and Yuris nonetheless reflect the lost luster of Lenin and Gagarin. She may well be Slavic, the girl in question. The writer also claimed that Laika (girl, not dog) was shot with the permission of her parents and is now a happy housewife somewhere in darkest Poland. Some Nimrod on the Usenet recently scribbled some sappy sophistries about how the girl so called, Laika as in ‘Lolita,’ another misnomer of sorts, must be a Slav, since the name recalls the first canine in outer space. Looking for both the ‘real’ Laika and the lost little slut, Simon stumbles upon a stable of sassy bc girls and some very sweet MCLT children… LAIKA


He learns that their daughter is hiding out under the alias ‘Laika.’ Simon tries to find out everything he can about the 12 year old soft-core starlet whose identity their runaway child is living under. Synopsis: Simon Seize, a hard-boiled detective, is hired by the parents of a missing prepubescent girl. Notes: This story was dynamically reformatted for online reading convenience. Story Codes: Mf, Mg, Mff, gg, Pedo, Pre-teen, Teen, Extreme caution Copyright: Copyright (C) 2000, Silvio Stoker.
